May 14th, 1979~

Good Day fellow deviants.  On this date 30 years ago, I was brought into this world and it hasn’t been the same ever since, seriously.  Well, to give you some idea of how long that is:

• I am 30 years old.
• I am 360 months old.
• I am 1,565 weeks old.
• I am 10,958 days old.
• I am 262,992 hours old.
• I am 15,779,522 minutes old.
• I am 946,771,320 seconds old.